Kettlebells, Kettlebells…

Can’t lift my arms.

Feels incredible.

Got WOD?

Get Swole

I came here to do burpees and chew bubble gum,

and I’m all out of bubble gum.

Just bring it.

Just kip it.

WOD

The Poor Man’s Plastic Surgery

Remember why you started.

Wake. Pray. Slay.

I don’t sweat.

I drip awesome sauce.

Let your faith be bigger than your fear.

Weights before dates.

God is within her. She will not fail.

Psalm 46:5

Good things come

to those who sweat.

Sweaty hair.

Don’t care.

Running for the hill of it.

It’s my workout

and I’ll cry if I want to.

Strong women lift

one another up.

Strong in the Lord

Ephesians 6:10

I’m proud of my Dad WOD.

Dad bod? WOD.

Mom Strong

Everything hurts and I’m dying

but I’m happy.

Nothing will stop me.

Run like zombies are after you.

This beauty is the beast.

Muscles and Mascara

I could deadlift you.

Your work out is my warmup.

You don’t know squat.

Sore today.

Strong tomorrow.

Better sore than sorry.

Run now. Wine later.

I’m prettiest when I sweat.

Under construction.

Don’t stop. Get it.

Fearfully & Wonderfully Made!

Psalm 139:14

And let us run with endurance the race that is set before us…

Hebrews 12:1

They will run and not grow weary.

Isaiah 40:31

Keep running.

Hebrews 12:1

Run with purpose.

1 Corinthians 9:26

Success trains.

Failure complains.

Nothing looks as good as healthy feels.

Train like you’ve been reaped

for the Hunger Games.

Suck it up.

Leave it all in the box.

Respect the training. Honor the commitment.

Cherish the results.

Motivated by the fear of being average.

Train like a beast.

Look like a beauty.

Log off. Shut Down. Go run.

Make every rep count.

My girl wants to P.R.’ty all the time.

You will never know your limits

until you push yourself to them.

A WOD a day

keeps the doctor away.

Live Love Lift

Blood, Sweat & WOD

If it doesn’t scare you,

it’s not heavy enough.

Wodzilla

Believe with Conviction.

Don’t wish it were easier.

Wish you were better.

Kettlebells, Kettlebells,

Carry them all the way!

If it doesn’t challenge you,

it doesn’t change you.

Do today what others won’t

so tomorrow you can do what others can’t.

One more rep.

First you feel like dying.

Then you feel reborn.

You had me at AMRAP.

Do it now

before ‘later’ becomes ‘never’.

Eat, sleep, burpees.

Burpees don’t like you either.

What are we doing?

For how many rounds.

Your toughest workouts

are our warm ups.

We don’t use machines.

We make them.

I don’t just listen to rap.

I AMRAP.

Obsessed is a word the lazy use

to describe dedicated.

Unbroken

Unbreakable

I think I like who I’m becoming.

I would flex,

but I like this shirt.

If it can’t be fixed with squats or fish oil,

you're probably gonna die.

Brought it.

Beast Mode!

Beast mode on.

May the WODs

be ever in your favor.

I don’t sweat.

I leak awesome.

If I pass out,

please note my time.

WOD now. Wine later.

If the bar ain’t bending,

you’re just pretending

Carb Loading…

Installing muscles…

Please wait.

I’ve got 99 problems

but a bench ain’t one.

Is the WOD up yet?

Drop it like a squat.

Oh. My. WOD.

No rep, bro.

1st rule of CrossFit:

Never stop talking about Crossfit.

This is my handstand pushup shirt

(printed upside down)

Pull Up Machine

Gymnasty

For a good time

call Fran

Just Kipping It Real

Burpees

0 People Like This

Take the Stand.

STOP!

Gavel time.

Do you swear to stick to scope,

the whole scope, and nothing but the scope?

I came here to crush your witness and chew bubble gum.

And I’m all out of bubble gum.

I make a mockery of myself.

One does not simply

study for mock trial.

I object in my sleep.

Mock Trial

Football for intelligent people.

The courtroom is my arena.

Keep calm

and cross on.

Fear not.

Mock Trial is here.

Blind Justice

is my favorite superhero.

Don’t ‘mock trial’ me.

No further questions, Your Honor.

Not now.

I’m badgering the witness.

Calm down bro.

It’s just an objection.

High School Mock Trial Team.

I rest my case.

“Objection, Your Honor”

is my middle name.

We, the members of the jury,

find for our school's mock trial team.

Case dismissed.

See you at Denny's.

Rebuttal?

I didn't think so.

Let's Party!

Objection overruled.

Oyez! Oyez!

Mock Trial Team now presiding.

I refuse to answer that

on the grounds that I don’t want to.

Band is the bacon of school.

Manholes on the Parade Route

by Miss Ing A. Flautist

Gone Chopin.

Bach in a Minuet.

Einstein was wrong.

E = Fb

I see band people.

I halt for drum majors.

By the right flank... MARCH!!

Don't bother me.

I'm marching.

I'm the reason we need band moms.

What is the football team doing on our field?

Weapons of Mass Percussion

The football team plays the game

but marching band makes it interesting.

The few. The proud. The Trombones.

Sorry. We only have one volume.

Real men don't use lyres.

Imagine a world where football is played at halftime.

One band. One sound. Lots of sweat.

Music makes me stronger

Merrily we roll along.

Marching Band

Sports for intelligent people.

It's cool. I'm with the band.

Where the flutes go, treble will follow.

Too saxy for my shirt.

I'm in a band... Marching Band.

Get your drum on.

Tuba!

Play with the big boys.

Baritones kick brass.

Always stirring up treble.

iMarch iPlay iTired

I march. FR

Band Geek.

Hundo P.

Smoooooth!

Like my roll step.

DANG DRUMLINE!

Back at it again with the white Dinkles.

I mark time in my sleep.

Saxy and we know it.

I roll step to keep from spilling my lunch tray.

Roll Steps

Preventing cafeteria spills since 2013

Keep Calm and March On

Marching Band

If it were any easier, they'd call it football.

My sport is band.

Left. Left. Left. Left. Left.

(what everybody in marching band is thinking right now)

It's a band thing.

You wouldn't understand.

MARK TIME! WHAT?!

A journey of a thousand miles begins with one step...

with your LEFT FOOT!

Football is marching band's opening act.

I'm with the band.

Two drums & a cymbal fall off a cliff.

Ba-dum tsss.

Singing with my peeps.

Expert Choirist

It probably wouldn't kill me to miss choir, but why risk it.

I'm not anti-social, I'd just rather be singing.

Choir is the bacon of school.

Right now I'd rather be singing.

Trust me I'm a singer.

I have O.S.D. Obsessive Singing Disorder

My brain is 80% song lyrics

Either you love to sing or you are wrong.

Warning: choir hard at work

More Choir!

Please note, choir rules.

live, love, sing

hashtag #sharp

Music makes waves

My love language is applause

Keep calm and sing on

This music smells funny

I'm majoring in vocal dynamics

It's all good in common time.

It's a choir thing, you wouldn't understand.

Brace yourself the choir is about to sing

I don't need therapy, I just need to sing in the choir.

There are two types of people in the world and people in choir are better than both of them.

Choir is my Forte

Friends don't let friends clap on 1 and 3

Dude, Bach off!

Every minuete counts

You're under a rest

Sing or swim in the high C's

Singing is Re-Choired byond this point

Treble Makers

I sing, what's your super power?