Can’t lift my arms.
Can’t lift my arms.
I came here to do burpees and chew bubble gum,
and I’m all out of bubble gum.
The Poor Man’s Plastic Surgery
Remember why you started.
I don’t sweat.
I drip awesome sauce.
Let your faith be bigger than your fear.
God is within her. She will not fail.
Good things come
to those who sweat.
Running for the hill of it.
It’s my workout
and I’ll cry if I want to.
Strong women lift
one another up.
Strong in the Lord
Everything hurts and I’m dying
but I’m happy.
Run like zombies are after you.
This beauty is the beast.
Your work out is my warmup.
I’m prettiest when I sweat.
Fearfully & Wonderfully Made!
And let us run with endurance the race that is set before us…
They will run and not grow weary.
Run with purpose.
1 Corinthians 9:26
Nothing looks as good as healthy feels.
Train like you’ve been reaped
for the Hunger Games.
Respect the training. Honor the commitment.
Cherish the results.
Motivated by the fear of being average.
Train like a beast.
Look like a beauty.
Log off. Shut Down. Go run.
My girl wants to P.R.’ty all the time.
You will never know your limits
until you push yourself to them.
A WOD a day
keeps the doctor away.
If it doesn’t scare you,
it’s not heavy enough.
Don’t wish it were easier.
Wish you were better.
Carry them all the way!
If it doesn’t challenge you,
it doesn’t change you.
Do today what others won’t
so tomorrow you can do what others can’t.
First you feel like dying.
Then you feel reborn.
Do it now
before ‘later’ becomes ‘never’.
Burpees don’t like you either.
What are we doing?
For how many rounds.
Your toughest workouts
are our warm ups.
We don’t use machines.
We make them.
I don’t just listen to rap.
Obsessed is a word the lazy use
to describe dedicated.
I think I like who I’m becoming.
I would flex,
but I like this shirt.
If it can’t be fixed with squats or fish oil,
you're probably gonna die.
May the WODs
be ever in your favor.
I don’t sweat.
I leak awesome.
If I pass out,
please note my time.
If the bar ain’t bending,
you’re just pretending
I’ve got 99 problems
but a bench ain’t one.
1st rule of CrossFit:
Never stop talking about Crossfit.
This is my handstand pushup shirt
(printed upside down)
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Do you swear to stick to scope,
the whole scope, and nothing but the scope?
I came here to crush your witness and chew bubble gum.
And I’m all out of bubble gum.
I make a mockery of myself.
One does not simply
study for mock trial.
Football for intelligent people.
The courtroom is my arena.
Mock Trial is here.
is my favorite superhero.
No further questions, Your Honor.
I’m badgering the witness.
Calm down bro.
It’s just an objection.
High School Mock Trial Team.
I rest my case.
“Objection, Your Honor”
is my middle name.
We, the members of the jury,
find for our school's mock trial team.
See you at Denny's.
I didn't think so.
Mock Trial Team now presiding.
I refuse to answer that
on the grounds that I don’t want to.
Band is the bacon of school.
Manholes on the Parade Route
by Miss Ing A. Flautist
Bach in a Minuet.
Einstein was wrong.
E = Fb
By the right flank... MARCH!!
Don't bother me.
I'm the reason we need band moms.
What is the football team doing on our field?
Weapons of Mass Percussion
The football team plays the game
but marching band makes it interesting.
The few. The proud. The Trombones.
Sorry. We only have one volume.
Real men don't use lyres.
Imagine a world where football is played at halftime.
One band. One sound. Lots of sweat.
Sports for intelligent people.
It's cool. I'm with the band.
Where the flutes go, treble will follow.
I'm in a band... Marching Band.
Play with the big boys.
Always stirring up treble.
Like my roll step.
Back at it again with the white Dinkles.
I roll step to keep from spilling my lunch tray.
Preventing cafeteria spills since 2013
If it were any easier, they'd call it football.
Left. Left. Left. Left. Left.
(what everybody in marching band is thinking right now)
It's a band thing.
You wouldn't understand.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with one step...
with your LEFT FOOT!
Football is marching band's opening act.
Two drums & a cymbal fall off a cliff.
It probably wouldn't kill me to miss choir, but why risk it.
I'm not anti-social, I'd just rather be singing.
Choir is the bacon of school.
Right now I'd rather be singing.
I have O.S.D. Obsessive Singing Disorder
My brain is 80% song lyrics
Either you love to sing or you are wrong.
Warning: choir hard at work
Please note, choir rules.
My love language is applause
I'm majoring in vocal dynamics
It's all good in common time.
It's a choir thing, you wouldn't understand.
Brace yourself the choir is about to sing
I don't need therapy, I just need to sing in the choir.
There are two types of people in the world and people in choir are better than both of them.
Friends don't let friends clap on 1 and 3
Sing or swim in the high C's
Singing is Re-Choired byond this point
I sing, what's your super power?